December 2011
56 posts
My plans for christmas?
1) Put on the onesie I asked for (i’ve been a good boy so i’ll get it FO SHO) 2) Drink chocolate milk
Anonymous asked: I can't walk straight because I sat on a table leg and it went bad places. What is the best way to make your pancakes so crispy they damage people's teeth?
I. HATE. PEOPLE.
lovescakelikeafatkidlovescake:
a certain lab partner took out lab results home on friday saying they’d give them to me that night. It’s now Sunday. write up is due tomorrow at 4.30
FML
a more interesting experiment would be to see how quickly they are destroyed upon BETRAYING YOU
woooww →
always this →
Watchthedailywhat:
I, For One, Etc. of the Day: A mischievous squirrel was caught on tape triggering the fire alarm at an elementary school in Florida.
A false alarm at the school resulted in a potential fine from the local fire department, so officials turned to surveillance footage to find the culprit.
The squirrel, as it turns out, had been living in Blackburn Elementary’s kitchen for some...
Tomorrow
Will be a day of clicking refresh on my emails
And/or maybe going outside
Might bust out the camera and go film something
WHY NOT
So that’s a no then?
Wanna go to somerset house on the weekend?
Pwweeeeaaasseeee?
REALISATION
Quitting my job when I have literally NO OTHER PURPOSE TO EXIST may have been a bad idea
NEED SOMETHING TO DO
OH YEAH
And in case theres anyone i’ve not told yet
My job interview on friday went great The office has an art gallery, a music room and a beer fridge
And its on the corner of soho square
I WILL WORK THERE FOR FREE
My hobby:
Upsetting myself by browsing facebook
TOMORROW I might see if I can get an eye test
Need to get me some big hipster glasses